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The Charlie Cox from Daredevil and the Charlie Cox from Stardust (2007) are NOT the same person.
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Lbr between Anne and Marcy, Marcy is totally the confident suave one of the relationship while Anne is a nervous wreck. She TRIES to be flirty but she always ends up a flustered mess and Marcy finds it adorable.
#sasha is SHOOK when she finds them like wdmy marcy is the alpha female of the relationship#????#does not compute#my posts#marcanne
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does anyone else forget that other people have shit in their pants
it may be the fact that i don't have dysphoria down there and i'm agender so like-
but i just genuinely forget that people i know, friends i have, actually have dicks and shit
that's so weirdly surreal to me, idk how to explain it
the combination of agender, aromantic, and asexual may have something to do with it but i just don't understand how people are out there worrying over the shit that's in people's pants, like why are you thinking about that???
#agender#asexual#aromantic#aroace#gender nonconforming#i just-#i just don't get it#does not compute#not clicking#no hablo transphobe#no entiendo#there are so many other things to be thinking about#my dude#help
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Does Not Compute 😍
#miles teller#miles teller the man that you are#miles alexander teller#miles teller fluff#miles teller smut#miles teller tuesday#does not compute#make it make sense#top gun men#top gun movie#top gun 1986#top gun#top gun maverick#top gun tuesday#bradley bradshaw#rooster bradshaw#bradley rooster bradshaw#bradley bradshaw fluff#bradley bradshaw smut#top gun rooster#rooster top gun#rooster fluff#rooster smut#he's so gorgeous#he's so fine#he's perfect#he's so cute#he's so adorable#he's so handsome#he's so pretty
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Charles just giving his important belongings to Margaret no questions asked because he doesn’t expect her to betray him and yet
#man truly thought aha I have found myself a new precious darling baby sister OH SHES A TERROR#does not compute#mashposting#they’re everything to me idk if I’ve mentioned
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I'm too much of a country bumpkin, I realise, because it's a beautiful day and my neighbourhood children are playing inside.
Why??
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Thou shalt have no other Gods before me includes Jesus
Jesus would be completely disappointed to discover that his modern base of followers decided to worship him instead his actual instructions to revere, worship and praise our father and source which is the greater universe which we are all part of. Our father not being an abstract concept but something we can see with our own eyes by simply looking above.
Other potential let downs include:
Praying to Jesus instead of tapping into Holy Spirit, the very real cosmic force that exists on a cosmic and celestial level, permeating the entire universe and binding us all together. Something that studyers of quantum physics and quantum mechanics will eventually confirm as the omnipresent quantum field of the universe, that we all have had access to and utilized at one point or another. Those innate feelings of intuition are derived from this cosmic force that is not limited to human concepts of time, it knows the past present and future which all collapses into the infinite present moment once you surrender to its guidance rather than your ego. Such a force can be trusted with absolutely everything since it knows the best possible path for you and hence those moments of intuition that we've all felt at some point or another. You can choose to either inadvertently access it or voluntarily access it. Jesus taught us to rely on it completely rather than our egos which can only speculate about the future but never know it with the confidence that the Holy Spirit of the universe knows. Our egos also have a habit of self sabotaging us, throwing us in the worst possible path because it seemed like a good idea at the time. The Holy Spirit of the universe on the other hand has our best interest at heart and the best road to take. If you possess a broken GPS that only works sometimes and one that takes you on the best possible route, why wouldn't you choose the latter?
Very few churches emphasize the act of forgiving as much as possible. Any mild or major bruising of our egos needs to be forgiven as soon as they happen. This need to be practiced until you reach a point where nothing can phase you. A true follower of Jesus' teachings has impenetrable armor and everything rolls off their back. This not only means forgiving minor jabs at your ego like someone not saying thank you or holding the door for you, but also major things like a spouse cheating on you. For those major ones, in the interest of restoring overall peace in the universe, don't be shy about reaching out to them to forgive them. If you have bad blood or unresolved conflicts with someone, settle them. Send them your blessings and love. The natural order of the universe is peace and love, and your contribution towards restoring that on a global and universal level goes a lot father than you think. It puts you back in harmony with the greater universe as well.
Make it a habit not to judge others, in a real day to day application of this teaching. That means when you see a homeless person on the street, an overweight person on the street, someone whose life has devolved into a drug addiction, someone you find unattractive, someone dressed scantily clad on the street, a group of cigarette smokers on the street, anyone who has made poor regrettable decisions in their life that led them on the wrong path, etc. Whenever you catch yourself doing this, stop immediately. Instead reaffirm to yourself that they are your brothers and sisters, united and one as children and products of the greater universe which we are all part of. Declare in your consciousness that we are not separate from each other, we are all one. Judgment, no matter how minor is a result of our egos trying to elevate ourselves above others, essentially breaking the unity that is necessary to experience a spiritual awakening.
Helping out any panhandlers, suffering homeless people on the street puts you back in the ultimate harmony with the universe in addition to declaring a release of any attachment to money.
Buy them a sandwich if you're able. They will be thrilled. This is an understated instruction from Jesus and it puts you back in alignment and harmony with the greater universe, pushing it closer towards total happiness and peace by helping others. Declare in your consciousness that the welfare of your brothers and sisters is more important than the money in your pocket.
Declare that the money and things you own does not belong to you but it belongs to the greater universe and to ask for guidance on how to use it.
"In peace, I release all attachments to money and all material things I own. Use it as you will father. The most important thing is unlocking and activating the spiritual bliss present within me Jesus referred to as heaven. Guide my words, steps, actions towards this end during my life. I also release all attachments to this body, this identity and this life. This body is not who I am, I am a reflection of you, and I ask to be guided by your spirit on the path you have determined for me. I surrender completely to your will and your plan for me. I recognize that there is no death, we are eternal beings, so I release all fear of death, as death is not real. It is a temporary passing of our egos and bodies but we start anew upon completion of this particular journey. I release all fear during my life as I know the Holy Spirit is guiding me on the best possible path while also keeping us out of the way of any potential harm.
In summary
The truth is, many Christians today are not experiencing spiritual awakening or enlightenment because they’ve strayed from the core of Jesus’ message. Rather than directing their praise and devotion to our greater Source, the divine intelligence Jesus referred to as our Father, they have redirected that worship onto Jesus himself. In doing so, they are inadvertently doing the very opposite of what he taught.
This misalignment is further compounded by the widespread neglect of his actual instructions. Few churches emphasize the daily practices Jesus called for, such as radical forgiveness, surrender to the Holy Spirit, or love for all without judgment. Instead, many have adopted the belief that simply declaring faith in Jesus is enough, without embodying the path he laid out.
While some of his teachings have been referenced earlier in this article, many more are explored throughout the other writings on this blog for those who wish to deepen their understanding.
A true understanding of his teachings not only triggers a spiritual awakening and enlightenment, it helps us recognize that we too, not just Jesus, are one with what he called our father, the greater universe above us which we are all a part of and products of.
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Source: Thou shalt have no other Gods before me includes Jesus
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imagine staring a walking cheat sheet in the eyes & saying "nah"
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Seeing Adrian Newey in Aston Martin team kit feels like a fever dream
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WIP Word Game
Rules: You get a word and share a sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that starts with each letter of your word.
Thank you @kcscribbler for the tag! Also thank you to @distracteddream and @andthekitchensinkao3; unfortunately I was unable to fill your words with the pathetically small amount of WIP I have sitting here. 😏
My word is SPARK:
S - Something so trivial, and yet so unreasonably painful… and all from the pure misfortune of placing his foot on an unstable, crumbling surface as they were traversing a small stretch of alien terrain.
P - Preening little asshole, he grinned to himself.
A - After a couple of bleary, effortful blinks, he belatedly noticed the rapidly flashing orange light on the side of his recently-issued tempad, signalling an awaiting message when the device was in sleep mode.
R - “Right. Yes, of course,” Loki repeated, then sniffled unthinkingly, the audible congestion both revolting and cringeworthy.
K - “‘Kay,” Mobius conceded easily with a smirk, “But if so, none of it has earned pride of place in your secret little stash.”
I am so late to the party that I’m putting this out as an open tag. Anyone who sees this, feel free to join in, and make sure to tag me so I can see your response!
Your word is:
ADRIFT
#lokius#loki#mobius#loki fic#loki fanfic#fic writing#wip word game#tag game#being a chronic fic-completer makes it hard to do fun stuff like this#wdym people have multiple wips?#does not compute#anyway
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My heart is heavy - personal rant/ politics below
I had a dream featuring my childhood mentors that was just too real, and it hurts. I really don’t understand how so many people can say they love you and care about you but condemn nearly everything you are and stand for and don’t even blink when they support politicians who would actively harm you and think nothing of it.
They oppose just about everything that is important to me and my family and my community. It’s not an assumption I’m making based on religion or politics; I know for a fact because we had these “debates” over and over throughout the years.
My existence isn’t up for debate. Children’s lives aren’t up for debate. Forget dignity and basic rights, people deserve to survive.
I haven’t seen or talked to them in years, but it still guts me. I still love them for who they were for me, and yet it makes me sick to my stomach to know they don’t think me, my children, or anyone that I work with deserve basic rights and dignities, to be extended the care and support needed to survive, and even to exist in this country.
And yet somehow I still miss them? I really wish I didn’t.
My heart is heavy.
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longposting about the pains of gifted kid syndrome and the desire for instant gratification aside i recently saw a tok about microdosing happiness by practicing things like gratitude and contentment and serenity before trying to just. become a happy person overall and i really liked it. you gotta work your way up
#thank you sarah schauer#i think thats the spelling#mine#microdosing happiness sounds so silly#but like its true i think#if you try to decide you will be a joyful person all the time when you arent being grateful for smaller things#does not compute#its the little things#but like actually
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Lbr between Anne and Marcy, Marcy is totally the confident suave one of the relationship while Anne is a nervous wreck. She TRIES to be flirty but she always ends up a flustered mess and Marcy finds it adorable.
#sasha is SHOOK when she finds them like wdmy marcy is the alpha female of the relationship#????#does not compute#my posts#marcanne
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Manufacture absolute compliance!
#good#morning#good morning#good morning message#good morning image#good morning images#good morning man#the good morning man#the entire morning#gif#good morning messages#robot#future#factory#death factory#bad vibes#good vibes#good vibes only#exterminate#does not compute
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any other autistic people out there feel like they just genuinely don't know how to relax their muscles?
#autistic#autism#autism spectrum disorder#asd#I dunno#body tight#always wound up#someone tells me to relax my muscles#does not compute
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Dennis is your boyfriend? What would Marsha say?
🌀 “…huh???” 🐈⬛
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OK, I'm not one to use phrases like "You're not a true fan of X ship/character if you believe this" etc to invalidate their perspective, but if you say you love VP but also hate Build, then you're not actually a VP fan I'm sorry. I'm gatekeeping my beautiful son from these people because they truly don't deserve him.
#Imagine loving a ship but hating the actor who played one of the characters of said ship#does not compute#how can you say you love Pete but hate Build when one of the main reasons VP *works* is because of Build's stellar acting?#like come on be serious for 2 seconds pls#cognitive dissonance be strong with some people#yu speaks
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